January 2011
12 posts
Spot the Difference (Edwin Li)
courtingcomedy:
Happy New Years on the cusp of February. Edwin Li has a magical lens that takes the beauty of San Francisco and turns it into Jean-Pierre Jeunet hyperrealism.
2010: A Year Of Lies: In Review
2010 was a year of many ups and downs. I learned a lot about myself and my friends, specifically which ones are TRUE FRIENDS and which ones are PIECES OF SHIT NOT WORTH MENTIONING (Brian.). So without further ado, compiled here for the first time ever, my list of the biggest lies told by me or heard by me in the year 2010:
I cleaned the dishes before I left.
I missed you.
Yeah, this hamburger...
An Episode of “The Big Bang Theory”, Based on...
OPENING CREDIT SEQUENCE
FADE TO:
INT. APARTMENT:
DORK, GLASSES, and WOMAN are playing a board game.
DORK shows WOMAN the cover of the game’s box, which is a hilarious sight-gag.
WOMAN and GLASSES have a disagreement, which grows until they are both visibly angry, like two frustrated mimes.
DORK makes an off-hand comment.
ALL pause for studio audience laughter.
CUT TO: SHORT COMMERCIAL...
“The issue of interracial marriage isn’t always black and white.”
– Steven LeBeau (via courtingcomedy)
“On January 5th, Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI) introduced a bill to add yet another...”
– C’mon, Obama. I still believe in you.
A Question for Nerds:
What is the minimum percent chance of survival you would require to partake in a round-trip mission to Mars?
(I am actually totally fascinated by different people’s responses to this question).
““Nigger” is a stain, an obnoxious inbreeding of ignorance and abuse of power, an...”
– “Nigger” - SeoulBrother
Albert just nailed it. Perfectly.
Some Craigslist apartment listings read like a...
Up on the second floor nice
room big windows big closet wood floor,
close to Walgreens and SF General.
Hardwood floors, good floors;
comes with an armoire, there’s no closets built-in.
I have friends over most nights, sometimes a woman but it’s okay there’s
beers in the fridge.