February 2012
7 posts
Rejected Lines for Jim Croce's ‘Operator’
“Operator, well could you help me find a HoJo’s?”
“Operator, well could you help me combine two operands?”
“She’s living in New Orlean’ / with TV’s Paula Dean”
“There’s something in my eyes, / I think it’s a mosquito or something”
“So I can call / just to tell ‘em I’m fine / and to tell them about an exciting offer for term life insurance”
“Operator, well could you help me call collect?”
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