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HURRICANE JEANNE DISCUSSION NUMBER 5
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
5 PM EDT TUE SEP 22 1998

THIS IS JUST TO SAY…THAT THE STORM IN THE ATLANTIC…WHICH WE NAMED JEANNE…IS STRENGTHENING. IT HAS A DISTINCT EYE… LIKE A WOMAN…AND GOOD PRESENTATION ON RADAR. THIS IS ALSO TO SAY…THAT ADVISORIES MAY BE ISSUED FOR BERMUDA…WHERE A DRYING FISH…RESTS ON A BEACH…BESIDE THE COCONUT PALMS.

$$ FORECASTER CARLOS WILLIAMS

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